Dangerous Hawaiians.....What makes us dangerous? Ill get back to that later. Top 10 things NOT to do while visiting KAUAI. 1. Dont think a monk seal on the beach is there for you to pet like a dog. 2. Do not go drinking at a night club and behave like you do at home. 3. Do not try to impress your chick by going swimming in waves. 4. Do not go somewhere where the hotel recommends you NOT to go. 5. Do not gab it up with your Hawaiian waiter all night, ask a gazillion questions then leave a 10% tip. 6. Do not say oh there building so much here its terrible than say you want to move here. 7. Do not go on boat tours, the crews are from the mainland like you, and dont know much. 8. Dont tote aroung the ultimate kauai guidebook, we despise that book. 9.. Dont go to Wal-mart.